So I'm totally going to get Alzheimers!

So in a staff meeting the other day my principle said she just attended a huge seminar about the brain. In it she learned that there were several things you could do to help prevent Alzheimer's. First, aerobic exercise twice a week for 30 minutes each --at least. Second, a healthy diet -- of course. Third, being really smart to begin with -- the more brain cells used can prevent them from degenerating. And fourth, having a very social life. That's the real clincher for me. I think I'm the least social person in history, so therefore I will definitely end up with um, um, um, what's the name of this disease again? Oh no, it's already starting! Good luck all you social people!!!!